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I got bit on the ass by a spider in a porta potty at a music festival once. On acid. I would take a life of spinsterhood anyday over spiders or snakes near my vagine again.
updated 2 years, 10 months ago 1 Member · 29 Replies
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As someone who usually thrives when single, my biggest fear is marriage. Spinster for life! lol
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Every woman’s worst nightmare is being told by someone else what their own worst nightmare is
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I’m sorry but what even IS “late marriage”? Did I just time travel back to the 1800’s?
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Nope, definitely pregnancy for me.
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My biggest fear is something terrible happening to my kids. Followed closely by clowns.
Team never getting married for life
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Having been bit by a spider on my labia, and been married twice, my advice is both of them suck.
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Mine is unironically the toilet snake/gator/shark/swarm of bees
Wtf
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Mine is forgetting to pull out the little string on a tampon before inserting it so I can’t retrieve the tampon after use and it will be stuck in my vagina forever (or at least until I die of toxic shock syndrome)
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My worse fear is pregnancy… Got tokophobia. Gonna kill that bitch soon with a bilateral salpingectomy (sterilisation)
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My biggest nightmare is failing in my career.
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Mine is getting shoved downhill locked in a Porta John, but go off I guess.
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As someone who has never wanted to marry or be in a traditional relationship, I’d take my single, spinster-y life any day. I don’t know why spinster should be seen as an insult, just means you know you can hold your own financially as a woman. What’s wrong with that?
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Oh no, not **spinsterhood**!
c*lutches pearls and loosens corset, while reaching for smelling salts*
What kind of Edwardian romper room fuckery is this person spouting?
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My biggest fear is not traveling enough before death
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So true. I got bit by a spider down there while sleeping in a cemetery and it was truly a nightmare.
