Roast the Sign: Virgo ♍️

[Jessica]

Roast our little virgo perfectionists!

Discussion

[hotter69]

i don’t know virgos on a personal level but the 2 virgos i know are… mediocre. sorry that’s the energy i get from y’all.

[noyoupieceofshoot]

Virgos don’t act perfect, they work their ass off and people see them as perfect, so they feel that they have to work against reality and become as perfect as perfection. So yeah, sorry if their overthinking pisses u off when u created a standard for them to raise for themself

sincerely, a saggitarius

[sunshine_snow_]

every virgo i’ve met had a huge ego and also didn’t understand social cues

[natalie09010901]

Hey! What’d we do to you? Lol

[TerraNikata]

Oh no ????????

[scarlettvvitch]

Do your worst

[faintlyvirgo]

I feel like I belong in this thread…

[sweetpotatoskillet]

My virgo boyfriend is obsessively neat, believes everything he does is to perfection and thinks he is gods gift to women. The worse part is that he is absolutely 100% correct and I love him for all those things. So just add always right to the list too

[Nullis_Obnoxia]

Virgos are the human personification of the anxiety mosquito from Big Mouth

[pisceanDreams16]

Hey virgos, I’m sorry that I misplaced that one little thing in your room last year…well why you gotta be so passive about it. I’m sorry that I mispronounced someone’s name, well its not even that important. I’m sorry that I’m not as pErFeCt as you perceived me to be, neither are you… so just accept it. You don’t have to be so whiny and overtly critical about yourself, you are not going to reap any benefits from doing so.

Now, can you please stop editing your assignments for every five seconds. Stop fidgeting. Just stop and enjoy life!!!

I love you but I also hate you all.

Sincerely,

Pisces.

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Y’all are beautiful magic fairies and there’s nothing wrong about you god bless you ????✨

[LuckyStrawberryMoon]

Can’t speak for all Virgos but to my very Virgo heavy boyfriend —

Let ???? it ???? go! Loosen up. Stop taking everything so seriously. Your not always right. Take a risk…for once…please.

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Ahh yes.. with my venus, mercury and mars in virgo, I can say:

Stop overthinking stuff!! No one cares if the avocado wasn’t cut the right way. (At least that’s what my SO tells me ????)

Also don’t make us write or design something. We will edit and perfect that shit until it’s dead.

[gettingfitforbway]

every Virgo I know is manipulative, self serving, and cruel. waiting on a nice Virgo to change my mind ????

[YoMaScreensLit]

You guys apparently have OCD, but can’t even clean your own dishes in the sink from a week ago.