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    Roast our little virgo perfectionists!

  • Roast the Sign: Virgo ♍️

    faintlyvirgo updated 3 years, 10 months ago 1 Member · 37 Replies
  • Embarrassed_Row_2049

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    So detail-oriented we checking on the details of the details of the details and miss the most important thing- the big picture.☹️

  • peachiebhabie

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    not them overthinking and cautiously analyzing every little detail of their lives,, paying more attention to whats beneath the surface rather than the actual surface itself

    from, unfortunately a virgo

  • Koi_Pirate

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    The only thing I can say is the stereotype of Virgo men/women/any Virgo person is that their always fashionable in some way or outfit is 1000% true.

  • sussssbro

    Guest
    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Always feels like virgos are having a kid life crisis even when young.

  • nopey88

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    I can’t roast you guys. We are pretty much alike and love y’all way too much.

  • Snakesong

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    I only know female Virgos, two of my best friends.

    They’re similar in lots of ways, the most annoying thing about them is the patronizing, self-righteous lectures they can’t help but force onto people who did not ask for their opinion.

    With one of them it’s always critique about my life, like how I’m not being responsible because I wasn’t already saving up for retirement at 16yo. I’m an Aquarius and my lack of both practicality/need for security drives her nuts

    The other one is more public with it, every few years she finds a new self-improvement obsession like veganism, yoga, being a ‘traditional’ wife, the sanctity of motherhood etc. And then writes long selfrighteous lectures on her instagram about them like she’s so much better than everyone else. And then she changes her mind after a couple of years and just throws her previous moral principles in the trash.

    BUT they are also very loving and have a goofy sense of humor that is adorable, and they can be very good at giving advice when they get off their high horse.

  • voodoo-baby

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Assholes, emotionally and verbally abusive, cold-hearted, unloving, and need I say more? Yet, Scorpios get all the shade for being sooo “evil”.

  • Ic3Hot

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Just me up honestly

  • TypeAsshole

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    My rising and my moon to my sun always:

    IT IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE 4 MINUTES AND 32 SECONDS LATE TO SOMETHING.

    YOU PLAN YOUR WORK TASKS TOO CLOSELY TOGETHER AND THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU’RE WASTING TIME WHEN YOU CAN’T DO THEM WITH ROBOT EFFICIENCY.

    NOT EVERYONE HAS TO DO WHAT YOU DO IN THE EXACT WAY YOU DO IT.

    STOP NAGGING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND GET YOUR ANXIETY ABOUT THE DISHES UNDER CONTROL; HE KNOWS HE HAS TO DO THEM.

  • skiboyuno953

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    How about Virgo males drop their incredibly large, fragile egos and accept that even though they may not meet society’s quintessential definition of masculinity they are still wonderful human beings. Give yourself as you are. Not by the idealized gender stereotypes highlighted in so many parts of our world.
    Sincerely,
    A Virgo male

  • Un-pour-tous

    Guest
    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    There’s just One word for Virgo: Judgment

    Oh, the irony hahaha…

  • Repulsive-Might

    Guest
    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    So I dated one of you and I have got to say you can be some real cold uncuddly bitches sometimes . Aside from being a perfectionist you are perfect at mending a heart as well as breaking one . Dear Virgo we share one thing in common though your a perfectionist and I’m a know it all at times . We’re a very medium match in compatibility and I definitely don’t hate you as I still hold one of you as an extreme dear friend of mine . Gotta love you guys and hate you another thing we share in common … Sincerely an Aquarius ♒️

  • IntangibleMatter

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Do we really need a thread for roasting Virgos? Give them 20 minutes and they’ll just do it themselves.

  • rosenberries

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    I have procreated with a Virgo ♍️ also a Leo Virgo cusp.

    Yeah….don’t touch my stuff and I’m in control

  • thegreath3goat

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    January 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Virgos are the best and worst parents to ever have (both parents are Virgo suns)

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