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Discussion

[wishiwasbornaprodigy]

What I love about these kind of horoscopes is that the writer is ONE of these signs… I be tryna read between the lines and see which one they could be 😭 like who were they the most lenient on? Or which blurb felt the most -personal- 👀

[ms-pajama-drama]

Wait the Aries one is actually like my deepest and darkest fears Lmfao wtf

[VansAestheticBae]

“Your attachment style is just no” ♒️

JUST AQUARIUS THINGS 😅😅😅😅

[CelestialBing]

Why they gotta do Pisces like that. 😂😂😂

[Witchybee_]

Taurus ☠️

[serenwipiti]

I’ll have you know I already do. 😤

[jasmine_tea_]

“Consider changing your career to Lice Removal Specialist, because nitpicking is all you’re good at”

I gotta steal that

Also Sagittarius’ is hilarious.

[hearyoume14]

But if I don’t have an archnemisis what am I supposed to do with my time and vindictiveness?

[cassiejessie]

Taurus Sun, Leo Moon here. Hit with the crumbs twice… But to be fair yes, yes there are crumbs in my bed sometimes…

[Moroccan_princess]

where my fellow Gems at – we finna be lit committing arson & pissing our FBI agents off 💀🔥

[joenotgoldberg]

Damn they’re calling out everybody 💀

[MeggleeP13]

I love Scorpio’s one, already one step ahead of you *is currently smoking a bowl*

[YawnPatrick]

I love getting read to filth. I agreed with everything they said about Aquarius.

[StayIndie]

u/deeragunz_11 Really outdid yourself with this one

[luxmystic]

why this got to do aquarius like this, my god complex is crying itself to sleep