AI-generated Satanic theme park, wow, I wish this was real

[DeathRaeGun]

AI-generated Satanic theme park, wow, I wish this was real

Discussion

[rora_borealis]

I heard de santis was looking for new theme park ideas.

[Embarrassed-Site2040]

Why… why do I want this to be real?! 😂 let some rich twisted person let this become a reality and I’m there ALL summer

[muppethero80]

And the rest of the world suffers a shortage on black and red paint

[good-morning-magpie]

I asked my husband what the ambient music would be at Satan’s theme park. His response: Its A Small World. Honestly tho

[RiverBear2]

The demonic creature in the roller coaster reminds me of the creatures from the live action Scooby Doo movie.

[bettybananalegs]

that carousel is absolutely gorgeous!

[Frankenstien23]

Noooope. I’ve seen that episode of goosebumps theres no way I’m setting foot in a place looking like this

[ChaosRainbow23]

I don’t think I’d take acid and go there, but I’d definitely go there otherwise.

[Imwhatswrongwithyou]

This is the future the liberals want.

(Yes please!)

[angel_kink]

That carousel tho 🔥🔥

[Bonuscup98]

As someone who lives about fifteen minutes from Disneyland, the world really needs this.

I also want to have themed lands, maybe land of drugs and vice. Pinko palace. GBTQIALand. Feminist forest.

[Puzzleheaded-War-113]

Mystery Inc called, they’re booked solid for the next 2 years. They have no way to chase whatever Spooky is running around there

[spaceman-spiffffff]

I would straight up love this. I LOVE theme parks that really and truly embrace the theme. We recently went to City Museum in St. Louis and they truly commit to chaos. It was delightfully insane. 10/10.

ETA: They also have doctor fish and a bunch of Axolotls in the aquarium, which I always view fish as a plus.

[rubythroated_sparrow]

I’d love to drop some hardcore Bible thumpers in there and sit back with some popcorn

[VixenRoss]

People would just go there to buy the souvenirs. I remember in the UK we had a theme park that had a vampire ride and they shop sold gothic jewellery. All my spending money went on a skull pendant…