Aliens invade the Earth, and capture all of humanity. Luckily, they like astrology. They sort all humans into teams based on the 12 sun signs. Then, the teams are forced to fight and conquer the rest of the teams. Which team will win?

[OrangeTurtleLamp]

Aliens invade the Earth, and capture all of humanity. Luckily, they like astrology. They sort all humans into teams based on the 12 sun signs. Then, the teams are forced to fight and conquer the rest of the teams. Which team will win?

Discussion

[Appropriate_Bison_15]

physical fight: aries, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn

mental / psychological : gemini, virgo, libra, cancer

joining the aliens: leo, aquarius, pisces, taurus

[ilmystex]

I think it depends.

Physical ass-whoopings: VIRGO no contest. I don’t know anyone scrappier than the Virgos in my life. And maybe ARIES? I don’t know any that can fight, but I know a ton who wanna prove to be the best/strongest/etc.

Conquer or seizing power/control over the situation: TAURUS. It is, historically, what we do; or SCORPIO, they’ve dreamt of the day.

Verbal, insult hurling fight: LIBRA, probably. Maybe CANCER?

If ~~ass-kissing~~ presenting “why we should win” campaign materials worked: SAGITTARIUS, LEO, CAPRICORN.

Absolutely not winning/not fighting/the audience eating popcorn: GEMINI, PISCES, AQUARIUS.

[Miss_Anne_]

Whichever sign is able to unite all the 12 teams and convince them that the aliens are the real enemies. So Libra

[im_n0t_y0ur_star_x3]

Aries… god of war 🤷🏻‍♀️

[GN_10]

Everybody just saying their sign, totally not predictable

[KurtzM0mmy]

Sagittarius is not only half man, half horse they’re sharpshooters

[LightningMcScallion]

I would have to say Aries or Capricorn as a Gemini. I think we Gemini would fail miserably tbh. No unity whatsoever. Most of us would be able to strategize like hell, but we’d all want to be in charge and have no fighters.

[7lazz4ri]

Sun sign, yes, but I’d be looking at their Saturn and Mars first to see their ability to win a fight, and their Moon and Mercury to see if their mind is up to the challenge. The sun will surely speak of their vitality but their whole chart read together will answer this one best. You really want malefics in malefic houses, and if the 6th and 12th house and lord are fortified the person won’t lose fights easily. 6H speaks of their duty and dedication and tenancity when it comes to enemy confrontation. 12H tells you how they recover from hidden attacks, and how they cover thier butt when under fire.

Additional fun qualifying questions to expand this question: Do they 🛸👽👾use geocentric, heliocentric, or “other” for their model? If other, does their model suffer from precession? Tropical, sidereal or “other”? Haha which planet or star system are they hailing from? Love that the post reaches past the normal astro questions!

[alwyschasingunicorns]

Aquarius and I’m joining the aliens so I can get off this planet after the war. Idgaf about the specifics.

[miztertea1]

Don’t poke the bull ♉️

[AvocadoBitter7385]

Capricorn. Very methodical and won’t just jump straight into war. They would fr attempt to negotiate while planning something wild behind the scenes

I think Aries and Pisces would lose almost immediately

[27th_Cloud]

No offense guys but we Caps will destroy you.

[hocuspocus204]

Aquarius and I’m obviously undercover for the aliens disguised as human

[i_do_the_kokomo]

Scorpio & Capricorn duo would dominate.

Meanwhile Aquarius would win by default and just leave with the aliens lol

[fuzzylettuce]

Scorpio w a strong battle w Capricorn