I love you Portland Witches

[Trent]

I love you Portland Witches

Discussion

[atlas-is-dead]

Where do I sign up?

[Pandemonium_13]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I LIVE IN PORTLAND. I need to go to this!

[BigGothKitty]

There’s a group on Cape Cod also, for you east coast New England type witches.

[FishingTauren]

Okay but can we workshop the name? We have this in AZ and it’s called “witches on water”

[Itu_Leona]

With my balance, I’d be in the water before it even started.

[LoftyGoat]

When Tweedle Beetles battle with paddles in a puddle in a bottle on a poodle, it’s called a Tweedle Beetle poodle bottle puddle paddle battle.

(Not sure I got that right, but you get the general idea.)

[PocketPropagandist]

OK fun and games aside PLEASE DO NOT WEAR BIG FLOWING GARMENTS ON THE WATER WITHOUT FLOTATION. As soon as they get wet their weight will drag you straight to the bottom. [Countless women in the Tudor era drowned this way because of the big dresses.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Y22rIyLrQ)

([Bonus video about how to sew a witch hat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDo4R6wtu4) that wont drown you)

[AliceInBondageLand]

Oh Santa Cruz, you are being beaten at your own game by Portland!!!

[ExiaGirl]

It’s not even 5:32 here yet wtf

[Sovereign42]

The list of reasons I am so happy to be moving to portland just keeps growing!

[notgonnabethatguy]

I didn’t see anyone comment about this here, but the “women’s art” twitter account is actually run by a TERF; the person in charge pretty much exclusively features art by cis women and often deadnames/misgenders the trans artists whose art is being posted there. :/

[lovethyself1]

Redondo Beach has that too

[-Baconella-]

I need to learn how to do this. Is there a Chicago chapter?

[TheKolbrin]

Sup Witcheeess!

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