My vessel my choice.

[Secret-Agent-Brunch]

My vessel my choice.

Discussion

[AboutToFuckYourMom]

Sometimes i have to beat storks away with a stick

*Back, stork back I say*

[Arachne93]

That form though. You can tell she’s not new to this dance.

[MisogynyisaDisease]

😭 this is hilarious

[Glitter_berries]

I love how they have styled her in red. I want my period, dammit!!

[noepicadventureshere]

The guy in high school who refused to accept my rejection for TWO YEARS bought me and my best friend each one of those little laser etched crystal paperweights for graduation. Theirs was a graduation cap, as it should be. Mine was a stork carrying a baby. My reaction was so viscerally negative. It really felt like he was trying to curse me with bearing his children.

[Aus10Danger]

Back, STORK. *parasol attack*

Edit: Roll initiative for the audacity of it all.

[bliip666]

“And the villain still pursues her”

[Nefriti]

Gave me a hearty little chuckle lmao

[CrotchWolf]

That’s not an ad. If I remember right it was a postcard of all things and pretty damn funny by 2022 standards.

[ShirazGypsy]

Wait, did the GOP change its animal from elephant to stork?

[Giant-Genitals]

As a man I’ll help parasol attack that stork with you all.

[ScarletteVera]

That stance, the confident look in her eyes.

This woman is clearly trained in this style of combat.

[RedditStrolls]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rabidvagine]

come on posture!!!

[Sea_Hag]

Ha! I love it, similar to [vintage BC](https://i.imgur.com/JP4cJj2.jpg)