Ok, so that seems like an appropriate reaction, right?

[DeathRaeGun]

Ok, so that seems like an appropriate reaction, right?

Discussion

[3nderslime]

I don’t know about appropriate, but badass for sure

[WifeofBath1984]

I need to know more about this painting

[SociallyAwkward423]

“Men don’t like when you–”

Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren

[Rainbow-Mama]

As a nursing mom I can confirm that being able to shoot milk out of your nipple several feet is hilarious.

[Horror-Box-6014]

Did this to a guy once. I was feeding my 2nd child discreetly until he made an unkind comment. So I shot him!

[DoNotTouchMeImScared]

Funniest thing that I saw today.

[Dry_Mastodon7574]

Hannah Gadsby talks at length about this is their special *Douglas*

Go watch it.

You’re welcome.

EDIT: Updated to reflect Hannah’s correct pronouns.

[NoOpportunity4193]

I did a fucking cartoon double take at this lmao

[thispieisgross]

This is me giving my husband a snack so he’ll hush.

[SecretCartographer28]

r/TrollXChromosomes and r/EndAbuseOfWomenOnline would enjoy this! 🕯🖖

[activelyresting]

I’ve done this. Not to solve church dude, but I’ve totally squirted boob milk at people for laughs

[brothergvwwb]

Is that a baby Martin Luther at the bottom?

[BirdieStitching]

“When are you weaning..?’
‘Isn’t he a bit old for br..’

[Fickle_Insect4731]

Yisss

[Mandalika]

Little guy below: “I told Bernie time and again not to do that…”