Some see imminent death. I see a once in a lifetime opportunity 🫴🐻

[sailorjupiter28titan]

Some see imminent death. I see a once in a lifetime opportunity 🫴🐻

Discussion

[CandyCaneCrossbow]

Fr. I wanna hug a bear before I die…it might be how I die but that’s ok

[The_Turtle-Moves]

I feel you. If I’m mauled to death by a big cat my last words would have been pspspspsps

[Chase_The_Breeze]

Yo, boop its snoot while you’re at it!

[SATlRE]

r/bearsdoinghumanthings

Bear subreddit you might enjoy

[getwhatImsaying]

tbh I’m probably getting eaten by a bear *because* I tried getting a pet in real quick lol

[jfkar]

Maybe if I pet good, they’ll stop eating me?

[Gorgorex99]

Me, coughing up blood: Ack! Must… boop… snoot!

[Ocbard]

Reminds me of that awesome book, “Help! A bear is eating me” by Mykle Hansen. Which is about a prime example of patriarchic asshole, who get’s eaten by a bear.

[Pyromanticgirl]

Bears are just really big and violent dogs and you can’t convince me otherwise