When I tired this, I got a demon who had a hobby of making preserves.

[Freyas_Follower]

When I tired this, I got a demon who had a hobby of making preserves.

Discussion

[hinsb]

Excellent point about the mason jars.

[auntiepink]

To add to that, my personal peeve: virgins aren’t just ladies. I adore the movie Monster Squad fit nostalgic reasons but even back then, I thought that any of those boys in that group could have said the incantation. Grrr!

[witchsbutters]

At least now everyone will know olives are frisky, very frisky.

[astraldreamer1]

Or candles, or stones, or fabric!

[wwaxwork]

Did someone say Free Mason jars?

[pensive_scribe]

Mason jars WHERE

[AppalachiaVaudeville]

My partner lovingly accepts that I’m coming home with every free jar I come across.

I want to go be with my jars now.

[dumbasstupidbaby]

Virgin also comes from the Greek word Virgo, meaning maiden, or unwed. So like… Go to bone town, but just can’t be married. Sorta related to above since marriage is a ritual of sorts.

[PRRZ70]

Small story based on that last line. A friend had a bunch of medium sized mason jars at her wedding and when we found out they were giving them away, I took as many as I could. 😀

[Ok-Gur-6602]

I’ve been summoned by the free mason jars.

[KrankySilverFox]

Isn’t there a difference between virgin blood and blood of a virgin?

[reclaimingmytime]

Someone could make a killing selling “Slutty Olive Oil.” That’s a million dollar marketing idea right there.

[TheHappinessPT]

Other excellent ways to summon a witch (me)

“Free plant cuttings”
“Assorted bottles with corks”
“Is there a kitten in there?”

[Tiger_Striped_Queen]

I’m laughing so hard at that last line.

[Lolita__Rose]

Yes to all of this but my overtired brain just locked in on the term „olive oil friends“ and I wondered what the hell that meant. I should sleep.