Witchy social work! (Originally posted in r/Tumblr by u/contra_spem__spero)

[Trent]

Witchy social work! (Originally posted in r/Tumblr by u/contra_spem__spero)

Discussion

[PradyKK]

This could be the plot of a Douglas Adams book

_The mystery of Zaphod Beeblebrox is explained by the fact that as a child his parents sold him to a witch from the vicinity of Beetlegeuse in exchange for a particularly interesting lettuce._

_The lettuce however did not think it was particularly interesting and would much rather have been born as a bowl of petunias._

[Baron_Cat_Lady]

Dying at this. Now please write it someone so I can give you my money.

[Batsinwonderland]

These are nicer witches than me. I’m not raising anyone’s kids.

[soiledmyplanties]

For some reason this reminds me of “The Girl Who Drank the Moon.” The townsfolk think Xan is an evil witch who demands the sacrifice of a newborn every year, but really, she just be like “why are people leaving their babies in this same spot in the forest each year? ffs guess I’ll bring ‘em to a good home..”

[This_Rom_Bites]

This is why I follow Gaud.

[burnin8t0r]

r/BrandNewSentence lol

[fishycaitlin]

Oh hell yes. I’m getting my MSW right now…didn’t realize I was so witchy in doing so haha

[Commercial_Cat_7722]

Available for adoption.