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    I got bit on the ass by a spider in a porta potty at a music festival once. On acid. I would take a life of spinsterhood anyday over spiders or snakes near my vagine again.

  • I got bit on the ass by a spider in a porta potty at a music festival once. On acid. I would take a life of spinsterhood anyday over spiders or snakes near my vagine again.

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  • UglyWallpaperGirl

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    Mine is the achilles heel attack from sex traffickers under my car

  • TacosAnonymous

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    Some people will die on that hill to try and normalize their poor life choices.

  • Uriel-238

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    According to the internet, unprotected ventilation openings are the culprit for live animals in your toilet. If you’re a home owner, make sure the air inlets are screened off. If it’s rented, poke your landlord about it.

    My own dark fear _was_ rogue black holes passing in or near the solar system which might throw the earth into an eccentric orbit (short scorching summers, loooong super cold winters. We’d all freeze and die.) It turns out space is _huge_ and the whole solar system is very tiny and a difficult target even for a marksman. (A rogue sun would be worse, but we’d see it coming a long ways off.)

    Since then I’ve become more concerned about fascist uprisings and climate change.

  • khajiithassweetroll

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    …i saw this post while browsing reddit on the toilet

  • violette_witch

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    I hate being in port o potties on acid. And yet that always seems to be the place I end up, every single time. I don’t bother trying acid anymore!

  • mmkaytheniguess

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    I knew I forgot something when I wound up never married at 39. It was to be afraid of not being married by… wait, what age are we all supposed to be married off at, anyway? I don’t even know.

    Also, not being married is dope.

  • Onsbance

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    TIL that wild animals attacks on people’s genitalia is enough of a common occurrence for multiple people in this subreddit to have experienced it. Also, my brain just gained new nightmare material. I guess it’s time to research sleeping charms.

  • Salt-Rent-Earth

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    What is ‘late marriage’?

  • BEEEELEEEE

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    My biggest nightmare is transphobic lawmakers not letting me have hrt. I’m in Tennessee, my odds aren’t good.

  • StinkyKittyBreath

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    I didn’t know this was a common fear.

    One of my mom’s exes had a rat or a squirrel somehow crawl up the pipes through their toilet. I’ve since heard similar stories every once in a while. And now I fear that I’m going to be peeing in the middle of the night only to hear some glub-blubbing in the toilet bowl below and then a sharp bite as a dirty rat attacks my ass cheek

  • Snushine

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    I’d say marriage too early is more threatening.

  • vizualdesperada

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    Mine is losing all my friends. They’re my chosen family, I’d die without them.

  • theotheraccount0987

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

    I’m definitely scared to death of monogamy and marriage.

    Joint finances, aaargh!

    However, an outdoor toilet at night would also be stressful.

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    June 16, 2021 at 5:38 am

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